I love sick and twisted Christmas songs, and no one does sick and twisted like Weird Al. My whole family howls when this song plays. If you find my brand of humor to be irreverent, just skip this. Sadly, this isn't the most sick and twisted Christmas song I listen to. I just can't post my favorite. It's really, really sick and twisted.
This is the first time embedding a YouTube clip, so if I do it wrong, forgive me.
Merry Christmas!!
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I have never heard this one before. I have all the Doctor Demento ones. So email me your grossest! My son will want to know too as he has all the crazy ones.
I heard a song the other day that made me gag. It was a little boy wanting to buy shoes for his mom because she was gonna die that night and he wanted her to go into heaven looking good. Oh, I found the lyrics.
http://www.cbs.com/specials/christmas_shoes/band.shtml
Song: Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time
There I stood in another line
Trying to buy that last gift or two
I'm really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me
Was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing around like little boys do
And in his hands he held
A pair of shoes
And his clothes were worn and old
He was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see, she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus, tonight.
They counted pennies for what seem like years
And cashier says son there's not enough here
He searches is pockets franticly
And he turned and he looked at me
And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house
Most years she just did without
Tell me Sir
What am I gonna do?
Some how I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes
So I layed the money down
I just had to help him out
And I'll never forget
The look on his face
When he said Momma's gonna look so great.
Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see, she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful,
If Momma meets Jesus tonight.
I knew I caught a glimpse of heavens love as he thanked me and ran out.
I know that God had sent that little boy to remind me
What Christmas is all about
Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus tonight
I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus tonight
Love your new look. I may be asking for help with my new blog! :) Hope you are having a great day and Happy New Years! kt
Great new look!!
I hadn't heard this one before. I just heard "silent farts" while driving the other day and about wrecked the car, I was laughing so hard! TFS
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